Unofficial the dumbest fucking way for a piss poor excuse to get intoxicated for the sake of getting intoxicated and “having fun”
Why I love my best friend:
Panda: -complaining about all the girls who like him aren’t from Chicago originally-
Me: CALIFORNIA. LET’S MOVE
Me: OR TORONTO
Me: WE’LL HAVE OUR OWN REALITY SHOW “THE SLUT AND THE VIRGIN MOVE OUT”
Panda: LOL HEY FUCK YOU.THAT’S HILARIOUS THAT I’M NOT EVEN MAD.
Anonymous asked: TELL US ABOOT YUR HAWT DATE
BEST FIRST DATE EVER ANON. I WAS SO HAPPY. I HOPE I SEE HER AGAIN.
There was this girl today. I walked into the inner circle and saw my friend Rachel, so naturally I strike up a conversation with her, I look up randomly and saw this girl smiling directly at me. I have never seen her before but boy, was she pretty. I eventually get some food with Rachel and the same thing kept occurring while I was just chatting away. I saw Enrique an old high school friend, who was sitting at the same table as the girl. I came up and hugged him and we started talking, my inner comic geek was elated, and talked about how awesome watchmen was, and my favorite character, Rorschach, along with some of his friends as well. Same theme kept going on with the girl but a little less now since I was a lot closer in proximity. Finally time to meet with my group partners in the library. Before I left I ask my Enrique in Spanish to guise what I had to say, “do you know that girl?” And he responds back in Spanish as well, “yeah I know her..” (And here’s where I get excited but then drop back down to earth as I knew I had no chance again) “she cool but she has a boyfriend.” God. fucking. damn. it. For the moment that I had once in a few occasions that I get the balls to just say hi to this stranger, it all went for naught. To compound that, hot hipster chick[from my previous post] walked the same direction by us as my friend and I were headed to where we needed to go. I just.. I.. Damn it. Haha!